Getting a simple grid

Getting a simple grid

This is most likely a stupid question, and one that could be probably be resolved with a few simple brain cells, but what I'm currently in need of is a script that will allow me to embed a grid within an image so that when one clicks on a cell within that grid it'll exact a response linked to that individual cell. For example, say I want one row1 column1 to appropriate a 'hello,' while all other cells within the grid appropriate a 'get lost.' I've absolutely no knowledge of java and was wondering if jquery currently has something similar to what I'm looking for. And does jquery have a ui or is it just a large compilation of pre-fabricated material for copy and paste purposes.

*preemptive thanks*