[jQuery] Quantum computing in jQuery: $().unload()

[jQuery] Quantum computing in jQuery: $().unload()

The advanced event plugin creates three $() methods for each event: a
binding method foo(), a one-shot binding method onefoo(), and an unbinding
method unfoo().
Two of the events that this plugin wraps are the load and unload events.
Therefore, $().unload() can be either the unbinding method for the load
event, or the binding method for the unload event.
In fact, it is both of these simultaneously, resolving to one or the other
when the wave function collapses.
This is the first practical implementation of quantum computing in
JavaScript. Proof that jQuery is ahead of its time!
-Mike
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