TypeError: Object $ (result of expression $) does not allow calls. (Trouble getting basic jQuery working with my piece-of-crap Nokia E71x)

TypeError: Object $ (result of expression $) does not allow calls. (Trouble getting basic jQuery working with my piece-of-crap Nokia E71x)

I'm getting this error:


Here's a simplified demo: http://jsbin.com/emugo3

User Agent:
NokiaE71x/ATT.03.28 Mozilla/5.0 SymbianOS/9.3; U; [en]; Series60/3.2; Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 AppleWebKit/413 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari/413

I've tried googling this error and I've seen people with really old versions of Safari having the same issue, but I haven't seen a solution yet. Does anyone know anything I can try?

Thanks.

--Travis